Update, Etc.
- geofreycrow
- Apr 9, 2023
- 1 min read
Unfortunately, news of my death has been slightly exaggerated.
Even worse, I'm going to be inflicting myself on this website regularly in the near future. Haven't quite worked out a posting schedule, etc., but I have started defecating in a Google doc on a daily basis and will be sure to transfer the more abominable evacuations here.
You'll be brokenhearted to hear I have two novels in progress I expect to complete by the end of the year and a handful of short stories I'll be letting out once I find a clothespin big enough to seal my nostrils.
Worst of all, I'm back on Twitter again and I've even started a YouTube channel. At this point I'm just narrating some of my favorite short stories, but give me time and I'll come up with something even more disappointing.
Here's a link to my most recent victim, "The Circular Ruins" by Borges. Fortunately he's already dead because my narration would have done him in for sure:
Anyway, barring the good fortune of the unpredictable death of my person, a nuclear exchange, a real plague, etc., you'll be hearing from me again soon.
Lucky you.
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